Thursday, October 2, 2008

#30: The National Federation of the Blind



Apparently, they are blind to metaphors.
I guess these Mavericks won't be seeing this movie.




#29: Being Too Nice



A radical Muslim prayer leader said the president shamed the nation for "indecent gestures, filthy remarks, and repeated praise of a non-Muslim lady wearing a short skirt."


Everytime a Maverick just tries to be nice...




#28: Homer Simpson





Wednesday, October 1, 2008

#27: Reverse Psychology



Celebrities are such Mavericks. Using sarcasm to get people to vote. That's never gonna work!




#26: Rejection of Specificity



After she offers her wholehearted support for Roe v. Wade, Sarah Palin refuses to name another Supreme Court case she disagrees with. How dare Katie Couric ask a Maverick like Gov. Palin to get specific?




#25: Agressive Real Estate Auctions



Take an exclusive tour of the McCain family's 13-bedroom Maverick Mansion. And you could even own it... before the election!




#24: Scientific Polling



This reporter from Fox News is a Maverick because he's willing to conduct his own scientific experiments, no matter how ridiculous they may seem.




#23: Female Empowerment



From the Mavericks over at Get Your War On.




#22: Identifying Hypocrisy



Mavericks are allowed to take words out of context.




#21: Putting Politics on the Back-Burner



"Have you considered suspending your campaign again?"


McCain will do whatever is necessary, because he's a Maverick.